The Top 5 Toilet Talk Topics: A Hilarious Guide to Your Bathroom Dilemmas
Everyone's got an opinion when it comes to the throne room. But did you know that your bathroom decisions could be a matter of sustainability? Dive into these five hilarious toilet debates, brought to you by The Good Roll, your favourite provider of eco-friendly toilet paper.
1. The Over/Under Debate
Let's roll into the first debate: over or under? The original toilet paper patent shows an 'over' illustration, but the 'under' supporters argue it's a brilliant strategy against playful pets and curious toddlers. Either way, using only what you need with The Good Roll's 100% Bamboo toilet paper is the sustainable way to go. And remember, whichever side you pick, you’re always on a roll with The Good Roll!
2. Up or Down?
Toilet seat up or down? In the spirit of equality, let's agree on completely down when not in use. Plus, closing the lid before flushing can be a knight in shining armour against the spread of germs. Now that's a win-win!
3. Two-Ply or Three-Ply?
Ah, the ultimate comfort debate: Two-ply or three-ply? While three-ply might feel like a marshmallow of luxury, two-ply uses fewer resources. But here's the kicker: The Good Roll's bamboo toilet paper is two-ply, but thanks to bamboo's natural softness, it feels just like three-ply! It's like having your cake and eating it too – or should we say, having your roll and preserving it too!
4. Fold or Crumple?
The question that reveals your personality: Do you fold or crumple? Folders are thought to be orderly, while crumplers are seen as free-spirited. But here's the twist: folders might use less paper. Regardless of your style, always aim to use only what you need – it’s the sustainable way to go. And remember, whether you’re a folder or a crumpler, The Good Roll won't crumble under pressure!
5. Toilet Paper or Bidet?
The grand finale of toilet debates: Toilet paper or bidet? Bidets can save significant amounts of paper, earning them the sustainability crown. But if toilet paper is your preference, choosing a 100% recycled or bamboo toilet paper option like The Good Roll is the royal road to an eco-conscious bathroom.
With these hilarious debates, we hope to add a bit of humour to your bathroom routine. Just remember, no matter where you stand (or sit!) in these discussions, with The Good Roll, you're making a sustainable choice. So, let's roll with it!
